Henry IV shows up twice, and rightly so.  Dad proudly shares details on Henry's exploits:

Henry is the starting third baseman for the New York Yankees, strong safety for the Miami Dolphins, right-wing on the New Jersey Devils and point guard with the LA Lakers.

During the off season he manages a Habit for Humanity program in Central Africa, works with developmentally-challenged inner-city youngsters and recently discovered cures for most forms of cancer and the common cold.

Dave Monicatti astutely observed that there's only one '71 grad left who is busy repopulating (intentionally) the world these days.